One of my subsidiary companies won a six year long lawsuit this April 1st that we had internally predicted had only a 20% chance of success. The GM called me all out of breath and said "we won! we won! wait, shit, look I know it's April 1st but WE REALLY WON!" ha ha
...came for the cardboard, stayed for the camaraderie...
We also need a camel transport counter or two for PG in Soviet colors. The Russian camel battallion did transport duties from Stalingrad all the way to Berlin, where one of the 208th Rifle Divisions logistics camels was encouraged to spit on the walls of the Reichstag. The camels and their trainers were recruited in the Kazhakstan SSR.
